lonestar-lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Mubelotix@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 个月前

How I date

jlai.lu

message-square
69
link
fedilink
1.09K

How I date

jlai.lu

Mubelotix@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 个月前
message-square
69
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • muse@fedia.io
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    185
    arrow-down
    3
    ·
    11 个月前

    This would unironically work on me

    • candyman337@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      116
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      11 个月前

      I mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so

      • muse@fedia.io
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        33
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        11 个月前

        Bonus points

        • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          15
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          11 个月前

          We call those “marital aids”

      • Anticorp@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        20
        ·
        11 个月前

        What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

        • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          11 个月前

          Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.

    • northendtrooper@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      52
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      11 个月前

      At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

      • Tyoda@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        46
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        11 个月前

        Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

        • EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          11 个月前

          SHUDDERS

      • Holzkohlen@feddit.de
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        9
        arrow-down
        4
        ·
        edit-2
        11 个月前

        Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

        • flying_sheep@lemmy.ml
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          11
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          11 个月前

          [citation needed]

          • Klear@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            12
            arrow-down
            1
            ·
            11 个月前

            Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

            - Holzkohlen@feddit.de

        • turmoil@feddit.org
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          6
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          11 个月前

          How dare you

        • tacosplease@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          11 个月前

          GW BASIC or GTFO

      • Anticorp@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        11 个月前

        Your loss!

    • frezik@midwest.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      26
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      11 个月前

      The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

      • Anticorp@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        13
        ·
        11 个月前

        You didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.

        • aname@lemmy.one
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          15
          ·
          11 个月前

          “But you didn’t tell me the safe word”

          “That’s not the safe word either”

        • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          12
          ·
          11 个月前

          This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

  • debounced@kbin.run
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    103
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    11 个月前

    it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      11 个月前

      If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

    • Wooki@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      11 个月前

      method exists, but the trait bounds were not satisfied

  • lugal@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    70
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    11 个月前

    Rust and chill

    • herrcaptain@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      52
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      11 个月前

      Rust and Bust.

  • Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    54
    ·
    11 个月前

    Am I dumb or what’s up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

    • widw@ani.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      84
      ·
      edit-2
      11 个月前

      The image was modified, I think the original said something like “we’re gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio”

      • Sabata@ani.social
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        39
        ·
        11 个月前

        I’m still down.

      • send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        11 个月前

        Thats so much better 😭

    • rf_@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      19
      ·
      11 个月前

      I think the original text was about ham radio.

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        11 个月前

        And yet it’s still relevant because HAM radio operators are weird like that.

    • Areldyb@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      12
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      11 个月前

      Check this guy out, doesn’t even have any radio equipment in his IDE

    • Ephera@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      11 个月前

      I mean, presumably there’s a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can’t have a language runtime without a filesystem.

      But yeah, it’s neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    55
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    11 个月前

    I think that’s just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    30
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    11 个月前

    My shoes were already off.

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      11 个月前

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      • Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        11 个月前

        LOOK AT MY CROOKED TOES

        • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          5
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          11 个月前

          Oh I’m looking

  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    28
    ·
    11 个月前

    I don’t ‘have’ Netflix either, but I can watch things from it…

    • bamfic@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      15
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      11 个月前

      Plex and chill

      • HSR🏴‍☠️@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        36
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        11 个月前

        Jellyfin and sin

        • send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          8
          ·
          11 个月前

          SmartTV and Hennesy

          • SeekPie@lemm.ee
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            11 个月前

            Stremio and cheerio?

            • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              3
              ·
              11 个月前

              Lookmovie2.to and don’t be blue?

        • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          arrow-down
          2
          ·
          11 个月前

          Jellyfin and fin dis cock down your throat.

    • Mubelotix@jlai.luOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      11 个月前

      Sudo-flix is here to stay

      • FMEEE@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        11 个月前

        Fr

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    19
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    11 个月前

    Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

    That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      11 个月前

      So it’s like slightly more responsible Python

  • Socsa@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    17
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    11 个月前

    *Haskell

    • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      11 个月前

      But I’m scared of Monad transformers and lenses. Can’t I just use elm? Elm is so perfect, so pure, so very very pure. And so pretty. And so robust. And so instantaneous to compile, and with such helpful error messages. Come to me, haskell programmer, you’ll never want to leave. Never leave… Always elm… Lovely lovely elm…

  • Destide@feddit.uk
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    13
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    11 个月前

    Where’s socks?

    • KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      11 个月前

      Here.

  • YourPrivatHater@ani.social
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    arrow-down
    3
    ·
    edit-2
    7 个月前

    deleted by creator

  • librejoe@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    11 个月前

    Hey lady don’t threaten me with a good time.

  • bruhduh@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    10
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    11 个月前

    FORTRAN

  • 0x0@programming.dev
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    11 个月前

    It’s funny because it’s true.

  • Toes♀@ani.social
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    11 个月前

    Finally I feel motivated.

Programmer Humor@programming.dev

programmer_humor@programming.dev

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmer_humor@programming.dev

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.09K users / day
  • 4.65K users / week
  • 9.1K users / month
  • 17.8K users / 6 months
  • 2 local subscribers
  • 23.1K subscribers
  • 1.39K Posts
  • 50.3K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Feyter@programming.dev
  • adr1an@programming.dev
  • BurningTurtle@programming.dev
  • Pierre-Yves Lapersonne@programming.dev
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org