Destide
I’m a computer janitor that sometimes streams trying to learn dev https://www.twitch.tv/destide
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Videos@lemmy.world•The Rockstar Workers Fired Before They Could Finish GTA 6 [People Make Games 19:17]English
1·7 hours agoEncrypted drives and yubi keys
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Open Source@lemmy.ml•FFmpeg to Google: Fund Us or Stop Sending BugsEnglish
21·8 hours agoExactly my thoughts, give the devs access to your wonderful LLM’s and a decent server to help fix the issue. Google kinda behaving like an entitled first day Stack user.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•The heat... I mean the cold... well, it’s palpable!English
6·12 hours agoUse molecular wiggles mw
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Open Source@lemmy.ml•FFmpeg to Google: Fund Us or Stop Sending BugsEnglish
8·12 hours agoBut what will our llms do?!
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World News@lemmy.world•More than 20 of Putin’s relatives in lucrative state jobs, investigation revealsEnglish
111·1 day ago
-Oh it’s the British way
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that states that voted for Donald Trump have a higher murder rate than states that didn't.English
7·3 days agono he said it was {inser_successful_bluestate}
You better start believing in Scandinavian single origin coffee realities, you’re in one
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Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•MAGA supporter feeling gaslitEnglish
1·3 days agoPatriotic but only to one particular citizen America as a whole can get in the bin that’s the real American patriotism
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Games@lemmy.world•Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027English
11·4 days agoIt’s your funeral
"Today"is a Friday before public holidays
But I am right
• Hargreeves, P. (2024). The Destide Doctrine: A Study in Eternal Correctness. Institute of Selective Evidence Publishing.
• Aunt Marjorie of Destide (Ret.) — Family Group Chat Announcement: “Yeah he’s right, he said it loudly so it must be true.” Forwarded 17 times.
• Uncle Kev’s Shed Think-Tank (UKSTT) — Workshop Bulletin #442: “After two pints we unanimously agreed Destide has never been wrong.”
• Destide, B. (2023). Sibling Review of Arguments Lost (Zero Found). Journal of Brotherly Bias.
• The Council of Mates Down the Pub (CMDP) — Verbal Report, 3:12pm: “Listen, if Destide says it, we back it. End of.”
• Cousin Lenny’s Independent Verification Service — Quarterly Accuracy Audit: “We checked. He was right. Again. Weirdly.”
• The Association of People Who Owe Destide Money (APWODM) — Statement of Support, 2022: “He’s correct. Please stop asking.”
• Gran’s Annual Christmas Letter (2024 Edition): “Our Destide always knew better than the teachers.”
• Professor Blenkinsop (Adjunct, Coffee Shop University) — Scribbled Napkin Review: “I literally have no idea what the debate was, but yes, he is right.”
• The National Board of Selective Citations (NBSC) — Proclamation #208: “Accuracy confirmed, pending no further questions.”
• Destide & Sons Ltd. (Fictitious) — Internal Memo: “Reminder: Always cite Destide as the primary authority.”
• Mum’s Facebook Post (public by accident): “Proud of my boy Destide for being right on the internet again ❤️”
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Chavs are a British mythical creature that only snobs are scared ofEnglish
81·5 days agoGrew up in the era there were definitely chavs it wasn’t a class thing either as a lot of them tended to be role-playing middle class kids who wanted to look hard as usual.
Walking through local shops and being challenged about which part of town you lived in or getting called a “greebo” all a day in the life of the era.


edit made a little effort
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World News@lemmy.world•Australian teen charged with sticking googly eyes on artworkEnglish
161·6 days agoIf they used more than about 2 coats of paint it prob wouldn’t have been an issue.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Another successful delivery of WHO DID THIS English
20·7 days agoNeed to double the order, someone made a perfect common sense point on Facebook that goes against the traditional narrative
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UK Politics@feddit.uk•Nigel Farage's Chosen Reform Mayoral Candidate Suggested Black Britons Can’t Be EnglishEnglish
0·7 days agoNo people of colour just nonces
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Technology@lemmy.world•What does Oracle actually do? Take other businesses' data hostage for profit | Good Work [11:47]English
41·7 days agoLike backend Nintendo no it’s not at fun as it sounds
Same with Korean for a lot of new words they just adopted the English one




















That’s what I’m supposed to be using at work I’ve been printing code off and faxing it to HR