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PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Man Stopped at Miami International Airport with Snakes in his Pants/

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PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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Man stopped at Miami International Airport with snakes in his pants
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Officials at Miami International Airport say a man was trying to board a flight with snakes in his pants.
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  • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Is that a snake in your pants or are you exc… It’s a snake.

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    Just tryin to get these mothafukin snakes on this mothafukin plane.

  • paddirn@lemmy.world
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    Oh, so trouser snakes aren’t allowed now? When were they planning on telling the rest of us?

  • kescusay@lemmy.worldM
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    I am sick of these monkey-fighting snakes in my Monday-to-Friday pants!

  • TipRing@lemmy.world
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    The man was reported to have three small snakes in his pants, two of which were turned over to Florida Fish and Wildlife.

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      • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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        It’s a pair of pants, not a trio of pants. So two of his pants were turned over. Who knows about any of the snakes, though.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Men snuggling trouser snakes is more common than you think.

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    Going for a classic Snakes on a Plane prank

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    So my grandpa was a cop down in Missouri- long time bailif, but also a rail cop for Fresco Lines.

    One of the guys he remembers coming through as a bailiff… would go to a trout farm (Bennett springs?) and walk around with some monofilament ran down his pants, catch a trout in each leg and walk on out.

    It took him a while to get caught.

    I’m not sure id want anything that gets nibbly in my pants.

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    I didn’t know you weren’t supposed to do that. I will have to leave my snake at home next time, don’t want to be setting any alarms off

  • Cosmos7349@lemmy.world
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    I also enjoyed the quote “Don’t bring a machete to an airport checkpoint”

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    Ssssssssssssup?

  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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    Hehe, yeah I got a snake in my pants, hehe

    It’s a cottonmouth someone help please but remain calm, hehe

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    Better that what Derek was packing

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    I would hate to be sitting next to this guy.

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