Delete. It.

What we don’t know: Police have not said the exact charges the protesters face.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sheesh

Fuckin’ Germans . . . nothing changes.

Yeah. We could have voted for Kamala but. Y’know. So. Here we are.

Zoom in for details, its funny (and photoshopped)

Oh ho! You just made the list social-media lady! Some day you’ll be rounding a corner of the house when KAPOW on the ankle and then poof he’s gone.

Doc said, “Rocky, you met your match”

Rocky said, “Doc, it’s only a scratch. And I’ll be better, I’ll be better Doc as soon as I am able!”

Hank! My man!

It was an excruciatingly boring slog. Melania fell asleep. Shit, Trump fell asleep. You know you’ve created a snooze fest when the most alert-looking dude in the audience is Pete Hegseth.

Excellent.

After two hours, the event reached its logical conclusion: political speeches. J.D. Vance briefly went first. “June 14 is of course the birthday of the Army,” Vance said. “It is, of course, the birthday of the president of the United States. And Happy Birthday, Mr. President.” He delivered the laugh line of the night. “It’s also my wedding anniversary,” he said before immediately leaving the stage.

DJ PopeKillah got the parade for free!

Special thanks to our sponsor of the US Army - Coinbase!

The bloom theory makes perfect sense. Is the tool itself plastic?

Carney: Mr. Trump, are you ready to play ‘Beerhunter’?

Trump: No way, eh.

I can’t find it now but Kabosu’s person wasn’t happy about it.

I love how anyone needed a poll for this.

A new poll indicates breathing may be very popular.

What’s wrong with Walter, Dude?

That’s Steven Cheung??

I dunno, that’s not the image i had. It’s better.

The flyingest lyingest liars

Hegseth: Aww that’s too bad. Nothing gets chocolate out. See?!