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vale@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago

A well-balanced rule

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A well-balanced rule

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vale@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago
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    Probably better than what some people actually eat

    • metaStatic@kbin.social
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      If I buy a jar of pickles I eat a jar of pickles

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        Pickle juice enemas are my favourite.

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          Does this give you all the pickle goodness without the sodium?

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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            Vinegar feels all tingly on the mucus membranes.

            • chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Yeah, I’ll trust Satan’s maggotty cum fart on my choice of enema.

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        I was eating pickles and box wine one night until I puked up pink relish

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    Plate of olives and a liter of beer used to be my go-to after work wind down snack.

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      How is it, being a destitute Roman senator?

      • Littleborat@feddit.de
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        It’s okay you know we all have our burdens.

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      It takes a lot of shelf space for enough mugs to have a Maß every night.

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    All I see is a bowl of violent watery shits.

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    FIVE CANS?!?!

    You did this a month ago. And when I brought you the olives, you acted like you hated them!

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      its only my style to be Secret please bring me five can of olives

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        I AM NOT JEFFERY, I AM TAKASHI. I AM TEENAGE BOY IN TOKYO

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      Tokyo is a machine that runs on blood

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        Is life hard everywhere? Is everyone alone?

        — All the time. Would you like me to come over, Jeffrey?

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    I will absolutely eat a whole can of olives and not regret it a bit.

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    Never regretted that and don’t understand the meme.

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      there will never be a day in my life where i regret eating olives. they could be poisoned for all i care

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    I ate half a jar of stuffed olives once and almost shat myself.

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      Should’ve gone all the way

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    This doesn’t sound bad lol

    Sliced onions, feta cheese, olives, and a bunch of liquid gold extra virgin olive oil. Man now I want some…

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    whenever i see a jar of olives i’ll eat 60 minimum

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    sigh Alexa, add 12 jars of stuffed olives to the grocery list…

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    Y’all are sleeping on a bag of grapes.

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      Too much a sugar man

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      Baby carrots beats all

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    You people aren’t getting enough vegetables if eating a lot of them ruins you.

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      It’s the salt brine that will clear you out, not the olives.

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    Olive olives

    • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Olive this.

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    Another whelk, Sean?

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