Just a below average idiot that mostly comments for one of 3 reasons:
Catharsis, expressing exasperation over the general state of things.
Looking to make someone laugh.
Self deprecation.
Idiots in America (MAGA and “independent”)
Biden (inflation not caused by him): OMG THE INFLATION! VOTE TRUMP! EGGS!!! EGGSSSSS!!!
Trump (literally causing inflation by his actions): This is good and fine, it’s patriotic to pay more actually! This will fix things!
-2, -3 something like that.
Grew up poor, got yelled at for using a whole can of tuna for lunch kinda poor. Parents divorced when I was 2 so I never knew what it was like to have 2 people that cared about you in the house. My mother remarried 2 more times and we moved like every 3-4 years so I never developed long friendships, this has continued even as I’m independent throughout my life so I’ve never known stability. Both stepfathers wished I didn’t exist. The first was ok, had his own son with my mom that he treated like you’d expect but completely ignored myself and my older brother. The next guy wouldn’t use my name, it was “idiot” “moron” “jerk off” etc. naturally all that made me Totally The Most Confident Person Ever™©®
Grok: turn left here buddy.
User: um… No, there’s no turn there.
Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.
“savings”
Microsoft executives: time for a $500 million raise! We deserve it for increasing efficiency!
Oh hey I know this game, it’s Trump’s favorite legal tactic. Delay delay delay.
El Salvador: I don’t run it, the US does!
US: We don’t run it, El Salvador does!
El Salvador: I don’t run it, the US does!
US: We don’t run it, El Salvador does!
El Salvador: I don’t run it, the US does!
US: We don’t run it, El Salvador does!
El Salvador: I don’t run it, the US does!
US: We don’t run it, El Salvador does!
El Salvador: I don’t run it, the US does!
US: We don’t run it, El Salvador does!
El Salvador: I don’t run it, the US does!
US: We don’t run it, El Salvador does!
And on and on and on…
Me in the image for sure, but what’s hidden by the darkness: the noose.
I wish they’d put grok in an android body so we could have the joy of punching it in the face…
I appreciate the detailed response! Definitely food for thought.
Oh oh oh, they have one for this!
“HaRd WoRk DoEs NoT EqUaL VaLuAbLe WoRk!!”
It’s used for making Dwarf Bread! It’s an ancient traditional tool.
“Mr.Trump we’re very concerned about the rounding up and the treatment detained people will be facing.”
“Detained, retained, Biden did it. It’s Joe. Joe Biden once had lunch with Stalin, no one talks about that. Big lunch. They said Biden couldn’t eat ham and he said some really nasty stuff about the great Jewish people of… Mr.Israels state. Really bad guy that…”
“Mr.Trump we were discussing the detainees…”
“You know this is a really nasty reporter. Probably the most nasty reporter ever. I won’t say it, shouldn’t say it, but he should be fired. Really nasty like Stalin and that NYC mayor candidate.”
I tried my hand at HVAC but I absolutely cannot stand not having a schedule, nothing worse than getting home and getting a call that I have to go back out for… that and I live in an overpopulated area so driving in traffic every day was just adding to the stress. I was never more miserable than when working that job. :/
Probably not exactly what you meant, but not going to college with my group of friends that did. They went for computer science because they were interested in it and are now doing very well for themselves. I was never that interested in it and am more “hands on” with physical stuff so I didn’t feel like I should “waste” the money on that degree and figured I would spend time trying to figure out what I could do.
I never “found myself” and am currently living in someone’s garage making not much money working in a factory that’s going to be over 90°F today with 75+% humidity… So in my case the financial mistake was not taking out a loan. :/
I pretty much gave up on the whole thing. Im almost 40 and my last relationship ended when I was 28. I tried dating sites and whatnot for almost 10 years with VERY little success. I met about 6 people over that entire time, not that they were relationships or anything, just went on 6 dates in roughly 10 years. I don’t live in an ideal area to meet people my age locally and I’m not really like most people out here anyway so that never really bore any fruit. It was soul crushing to keep putting myself through all that so I just gave up and have convinced myself that I’ve been single for too long and wouldn’t be a good partner to anyone because of it.
It’s not what I wanted, but it’s better than feeling worthless every day trying to reach out to people on those sites. It just sucks that abandoning this also has the knock on affect of ensuring I’ll never own a home as 2 incomes minimum are pretty much mandatory to afford anything.
Fucking lazy ass aliens taking their sweet time… Just invade and incorporate us into your galactic empire already!
While I understand what you’re saying, Okcupid was way better before match group bought it. They could make money and still have a useful website.
Sometimes it’s simply greed. :(
The “problem” they’re trying to “correct” by the use of the word coordinate, is that in order for the unlimited money super pacs to be legal, they must not coordinate with the campaigns of those they support.
Now they want to have full control over the unlimited money instead of jumping through hoops to hide their control.
Billionaires are just straight up buying the country.
It’s absolutely time for another tea party, we don’t have representation, the ownership class has representation. They don’t pay taxes, but we do.
What the actual fuck… I need to find someone who is deeply familiar with the types of jobs a person could have.
If you told me “chocolate technology specialist” was a thing, I’d have probably gone to college for it. Instead I’m stuck in a factory, just dreaming about chocolate… And then going home and eating it lol
I just made the meme, so “liar” I suppose lol but honestly I was more making a joke about the new concentration camps being made and how whatever the number is now, it’s going to climb a lot.
MAGAmorons: HAVE MORE BABIES ALREADY GEEZ!!
Also MAGA: let’s cut Medicaid to feed the poor poor billionaires.
🤡 🤡 🤡