Writing? Why? I just shout at my underlings.
The wheel? My jet doesn’t need wheels, probably.
Math? Useless. I don’t pay taxes so what’s the point?
Sailing? My yacht doesn’t have sails.
Laws? They don’t apply to me.
Seals? Okay they are cute little freaks.
Very antisemitic! Palestinians have been killed, but by what? Nobody can tell for sure
I think it’s a DnD roll with some advantage?
Thank you for your sacrifice
Don’t make me read it again, I beg you. The average human brain can only cope with so many commas.
Humans, you claim you don’t want to be fed to crabs. Yet you don’t have a shell or claws to defend yourselves and you are soft and delicious. Curious.
– Turning Point Crab
not raEd1ng tHAT esay! MAGA!!!
He’s a disgrace. Still classifying Rhinantus minor in the Scrophulariaceae instead of Orobanchaceae after APGIII. Smh.
I think you have the wrong guy? Xzibit is still very much alive and pimping (rides)
‘Butterflies with bat wings feeding on dwarf mammoths’ now a thing in my mind
What did they eat? Or was it only caterpillars eating and butterflies fucking everywhere? Man the Permian was freaky.
Also why are they not 2 metres wide? Disappointing.
Carnivorous plants need to attract insects to feed AND to reproduce. Of course they don’t want to eat the pollinators so they usually have flowers with long stems
When you go apud Cannas but post pugnam you get a gravissimam cladem Romanorum 😬
(I hope all latinists in the world get the same cliché sentences)
Well obviously you try to fuck the fish first, but it doesn’t give anything so you try the next best thing.
Just answer ‘Constantinopolis’. It must have been true at some point.
I was asking about some context and everyone gets rabid. Super cool.
How am I supposed to know who the twitter guy is? You really research everyone you hear about on this community?
because lots of people view genocide as a serious topic…
Astounding.
It was hardly evidence. It was a quip.
Let me put it another way, I don’t converse with paedophiles so I’m going to need proof that you’ve never diddled kids before we can continue.
Here we go. Amazing and terribly clever.
Sorry I’m not an American! FFS
OK thanks for the context. The post is overly elliptic.
Zimbabwe obviously 🇿🇲 ah fuck