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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyz ·
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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf

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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyz ·
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  • toxicbubble420@beehaw.org
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    en passant en croissant

    • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
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      it should be “en passant sur le croissant”

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        en passant on croissant
        problem solved

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        Ah fuck, is that fr*nch?

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    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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      You know. I’ve played chess for like 30 years and I can’t recall a single time someone has used en passant against me.

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    This took me a couple seconds but I’m happy to report that once it clicked it got an out loud “oh my god” from me irl 🤦‍♀️

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      It got an out loud “holy hell” from me irl*

      • Quazen@sh.itjust.worksB
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        It got an out loud “new response just dropped” from me irl*

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          Does that make you an actual zombie irl too?

    • burgersc12@sh.itjust.works
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      Oh my god!

  • SendPicsofSandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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    CHESS ON MY BREASTS

    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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      That’s a croissant, not a Paris brest

      • SendPicsofSandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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        Holy hell!

    • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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      I’ll buy that for a dollar!

  • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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    Chess on a croissant?

    • Penta@lemmy.world
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      google en passant

      • TomAwsm@lemmy.world
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        Sacré bleu!

      • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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        Oh I was just thinking chess, but not a specific move within chess.

        • kernelle@0d.gs
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          You’ve strangely misspelled holy hell

          • SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
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            I’m out of the loop, can someone catch me up on the holy hell thing?

            • kernelle@0d.gs
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              En passant has always been the most obscure chess rule, in online chess it’s often reported as cheating. Which resulted in a lot of people saying “google en passant”, on an unkown lemmy clone someone realising it’s an actual chess move replied, holy hell, and a meme was born.

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                Holy hell

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          You’re not Sprog. :(

          I miss Sprog and Portarossa

          • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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            You’re not commie Kender. :(

            I miss spinach and testarossa.

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        Holy hell

        • Penta@lemmy.world
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          old response just dropped

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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    Chess on French pastry?

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      En passant on a croissant

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        Nice try, but that’s definitely not it

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          Nope, he’s right, it’s a rather outdated move that I use to use in middle school to piss people off.

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      Google croissant

      • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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        Is that a new service from them where you can learn to make French pastry?

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          New response just dropped

        • vrek@programming.dev
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          Yes

          • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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            le me signing up right now

            • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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              we have merged Google Croissant with Google Bread to create a new all in one app named Google Bakery.

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      Fun fact: the French call it pastry from Vienna (viennoiserie)

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    Holy pastry!

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    Holy hell.

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    bxa3 on a pastry

  • DeterminedBauhinia@sh.itjust.works
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    Only thing not french in this meme is the text

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      Vous avez entendu parler d’elf on the shelf, maintenant préparez-vous pour en passant sur le croissant.

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        Évidemment

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    !angryupvote@sh.itjust.works

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      Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !angryupvote@sh.itjust.works

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    I’m not sure if this counts, since all French just sounds to me like it rhymes with “croissant” ?

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    Where did the other white piece go?

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      Google en-passant

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        I’m not gonna say the thing, but I did google it and learned something I didn’t know.

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