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features promoted to investors vs what ends up in the product
That’s consulting 101 baby
shout out to the hired guns
Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet
Who said their own? They’re still paying it off in installments
Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they’ve already bought somewhere to fit the carpet
Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.
Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they’re redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!
But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!
Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.
Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere
Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.
1.3bln space stations, i presume
Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?
- some maths teacher, probably
Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson
If Alex buys 10,000 apples and Anna gives him 5,000 more, how many apples does Alex have now
doll hairs
The carpet really put the room together.
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
Holy cow I almost puked.
Onto the cow?
On the carpet
Live
mind your own business
Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.
that’s an interesting keyboard key map
😭
Better than me!
I thought the first one said buy a cape 💀
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