Well he seems very polite so I’ll make an exception
I understood that reference
Dude. I’m totally letting the quokkas in.
that quokka is fresh from throwing her baby at a predator to escape, she needs a good meal
I’m gonna. They can’t stop me.
stops you and bans you from the restaurant
Any restaurant that doesn’t let me let in the quokkas probably isn’t even a place I want to eat. They can’t ban me, I ban myself!
What are they going to do, put up a sign that says “don’t let in frikineh@lemmy.world”?
They can’t
Hmm.
I suppose quokkas are a protected class.
So, I’m not Australian and, until I recognized the animal, I kept thinking the sign was pronounced Quo-Kah. Had to google how to pronounce it. It’s pronounced Qu-ah Khah. Anyone else struggle reading that?
Wikipedia says /ˈkwɒkə/ which I think was your original pronunciation.
nah i’m down with the sickness
Psst, who wants to let me in.
Me after stealing all the food off everyone’s table while they are distracted by the quokka I let in:
Never heard of our seen one before. Sounds like a name for something in Australia. Is that where this is?
Yep, quokkas are only native to Australia.
I’d a called 'em Chazzwozzers
I mean it just sounds like an Australian word. Super cute creature.
They are very cute and have no fear of humans.
That’s so rude! What a quokk a shit.
Why? Are they bad tippers?
We have to meet our daily
quotaquokkaFuck the police.
Rottnest Island, Western Australia
This place is magic, and so are quokkas.
How many can I feasibly let in?
I was thinking I could probably carry 5-6 in my arms and at least 2 in my purse. I’ll be getting a booth for me and my friends, tyvm.
Excellent plan!
100% letting the quokkas in a I will be feeding them my leftovers
