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Kowowow@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

If your door was a pillow it would probly be better to slap it than knock on it

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If your door was a pillow it would probly be better to slap it than knock on it

Kowowow@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    I dunno what comes out of your shower but I want some of it

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    This is the ultimate shower thought. Completely useless but so very true.

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    if my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bike!

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      if my grandmother was a pillow my hand would hurt less when I slap her!

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    You have good weed.

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      you don’t even know what I’m capable of I’m completely sober

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        My. God.

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        https://frinkiac.com/video/S04E17/X8jnAUdrQnnhmhr8Tjq8piSCUMM=.gif

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    I… uh… yes, I guess?

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    /c/trueshowerthoughts

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    Deep.

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    If your door was a vagina it would be better to fuck it than slap it

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