https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer
https://www.wikihow.com/Mind-Your-Own-Business
Alone I guess? In solitude. At least I wouldn’t be bothering anyone else.
How to drink Prune Juice
How to treat a collapsing trachea in chihuahuas
Not sure if I’m the chihuahua or the one treating the chihuahua in this case
https://www.wikihow.com/Write-Your-Own-Eulogy
Well, at least I was prepared.
That’s so damn funny!!!
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You
UUUHHHHH
monday
inhales
I like coming here.
In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.
She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14…
It doesn’t stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40’s.
Nothing can.
It’s not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.
My love is pure.
She’s made to be mine.
“I want to be with her together.”
tuesday
She just leaved the school to buy her meal.
Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.
She is so cute.
“I absoluetly want to be with her”
She seems to be alone right now.
“Is it my chance?”
Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.
Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.
Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.
Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: “ladies and gentleman, we got him”
Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.
“aww man”
I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.
Guys don’t call the police it’s for the thing
FBI OPEN UP
I’m dying in a religious conflict
Bonus:
Are you by chance Irish?
I WARNED YEH!
DIDN’T I WARN YEH?
https://www.wikihow.com/Bleach-Jeans
Oh, great, an accident involving bleach.
I was thirsty okay?!
Disaster Preparedness > home security
How to Make a Tripwire: Best Methods
Craft a DIY tripwire with this guide
So… an accident involving a tripwire boobytrap that I set up?
Learning how to fight girls…
uh oh
I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should’ve seen coming.
I will also die on the hill of pf >>> 5e.
