That’s my best guess

Desperate people do desperate things

Yes. Objectively.

I assume it’s relatively clean, but not safe to drink

Edit: I don’t think the replies are really getting it. This sounds like a great use of minimally processed water with relatively small risk. It’s much better to use this water than potable water for the same purpose, assuming water is going to be used no matter what.

I have unironically thought this of myself

You must be trolling. I’m not going to engage with you any more than that

I’m going to try it.

Edit: smmmfrrrr grreendch ferrrmenspolendllllllllll

Answer from comment chain: drain plug from a boat. Without it boat floods, used to drain boats before towing

Get ready for a mass influx of upvotes. I’m honored to be the first.

I also came… To my senses that the workers control the means of production!

Gimme

That’s what I thought at first, hence my comment

I’m curious if it’s intentionally supposed to read “don’t buy a yearbook, forget highschool” because the placement of highschool makes no sense

5

I got abandoned at a pumpkin patch when I was in 1st grade :(

So true

… Why?

It’s not unheard of in Colorado. It saves the company from needing to reprint all the menus every time there’s a change or a promotion

I like how the overflow hole wasn’t lowered, so now we can flood the bathroom without needing to find a way to block it

This is probably the only time that sentence has been true