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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Beauty

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Beauty

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/34292785

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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    4 months ago

    Aha. eye of the beeholder.

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      The best jokes need explaining.

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        I’ll let you know I got it all by myself without looking at the comments first and I’m feeling quite chuffed about the whole thing to be honest.

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      Oooh thank you. It would have taken me way too long to figure this out.

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      put that in a spoiler, let us suffer

  • SecretSauces@lemmy.world
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    This took me entirely too long to get

  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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    True beauty:

    Beholder

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      Absolutely! Such a hottie!

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        He could literally see inside me while penetrating me

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    This one’s good. It’d be better if it wasn’t centered on the eyebrow, cuz that took me a second, but otherwise excellent.

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