Phoenix police had to apologize earlier this month after Talan’s parents Becky and Travis Renner received special valet parking services from the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office cops.
A deputy was seen pulling the millionaire gym owners’ white Tesla Model X into a private car park so they could avoid running a gauntlet of journalists.
Authorities took months to name the suspects, with enraged locals who demanded justice and claimed the young boys’ powerful families were preventing justice from being served.
They use the acronym of RMA on their logo. My brain expanded that automatically to ‘Return Merchandise Authorization.’ Their logo literally made me cringe, as the standard RMA process is horrific. As bad as the standard RMA process is, the owner of this particular RMA is very clearly worse, so the cringe-effect was warranted. Shitstains of an existence, they are.