• andrewta@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        Your enemy figures out a loop hole and discovers since they are responsible for your corpse, they can do what they want. So they turn you into an anal sex doll for those on the local sex offender registry.

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          5 months ago

          That’ll make you immortal at least. You’ll be on weird news and weird fact YouTube videos for generations to come. Being brought back up every 10 year cycle when new young ones discover the internet. Most of can only dream of being as immortal as 2 girls 1 cup, lemon party, mom with the good hands, etc.