I’ve been waiting for this day for so long, seeing this wannabe dictator commit crime after crime with no consequences and hearing so many people saying this would never happen, but here we are. Cheers my American neighbors! This is a good day for democracy!
Isn’t this like the 3rd mug shot over the past few months, or did we not get to see those? I’ve lost track.
Those places forwent the mugshot. Georgia stated they would treat him as any other defendant, so this is his first.
I’d forgotten about “forwent,” I’m going to have to keep it in my mental cheek pouches for crosswords and other word games.
“Mental cheek pouches” is a genius term. Stolen.
Stolen
You mean stashed in your mental cheek pouches.
To be fair, the mugshot is for identification and it’s not like you need a photo of the Cheeto to identify him. What I want is a prison ID photo after being hosted down and de-loused (I know that’s just a movie trope, but I still want it)
The delousing is real. No hose-down though. They do make you scrub up in ice cold shower water though.
Delousing in jails is not just a movie trope.
Hosing down? Got me there.
In hindsight, that should have been obvious from today’s uproar.
Here’s hoping this is the last time in my life I have to gaze upon this grotesque misshapen oompa loompa.
His appearance is irrelevant. There’s plenty of us ugly guys here. But not everyone is such a jerk.
Oh I agree wholeheartedly. But every time I see his ghoulish rictus of a face it reminds me that for four miserable years the democratically elected* leader of the largest economy in the world was a philandering child rapist. One who is only now facing the slightest possibility of consequence for a tiny fraction of his crimes because he engaged in honest to god high treason. Nothing against ugly dudes. You’re cool.
*kind of
A cautionary tale of when the ugliness unside morphs the flesh into a lumpy miscolored mass of dangling skin
Bro, thats offensive. The oompa loompas look way better.
True enough. Say what you will about the 'loompas, they lift.
On a side note politicians love these comments as they joke about it too at rallies and increases support.
Makes me wonder what politicians can into jokes of culture popularized the people who died as a result of their actions.
And had I not made the comment it would have been the work of minutes for someone to generate a thousand like it to drum up support.
Let’s not pretend anonymous internet comments have any actual bearing here. I’m just having fun coming up with new terms for this festering troglodyte.
That fine, but I just want to see how a politician turns a history of suffering into jokes at a rally. Oddly enough I think Trump could do it and his congregation would eat it up.
how long did he study this expression in front of the mirror, i wonder
He somehow managed to make himself look even more like a dipshit than usual.
To catch the dipshits, you have to think like a dipshit. This is exactly what every one of his voters would look like in a mug shot. Even the ones that have never been booked are voluntarily showing that to the world today.
Yeah it’d be unbelievable as a story. Sometimes truth is definitely stranger than fiction.
“I’m not gonna poop I’m not gonna poop I’m not gonnapoop I’m notgonnapoop I’mnotgonnapooooooop….”
If you really think about it, he has never looked away from the image of himself in the mirror.
indeed
thanks for the reminder
Not sure but I’ve seen it before.
Edit: here
these look like he has difficulty seeing: now where is the camera
He must have based it off that Goebbels picture when he realized the photographer was Jewish
He’s still wearing the same suit with the red tie? The man’s like Bart Simpson.
The correctional officer saying to Trump in his cell: “Who are you going to call?”
God, is this a joke? This is the actual mugshot? I thought you’d be required to keep a straight face for that. Where’s the side view?
That’s probably as straight as he can stand in those stupid heel lifts.
What is it with all these mug shots having a similar scowl going on?
And looking like they were photographed with a webcam from 2004?
Cops are the only photographers in the world better at setting up the lighting for black people.
Police officers and cameras don’t seem to get along very well.
He’s giving us blue steel
6’3”, 215 my ass. Lolololololol
He has been looking a lot thinner lately. I was thinking about that last video I seen.
He old. He can’t stay fat and alive.
I think he’s been stressing all these indictments. That’s why he dropping weight.
Ugly looking fucker, ain’t he?
Here’s a list of everybody who got arrested:
Lol, the only person who couldn’t make bail was the only black guy!
Only one who wasn’t offered bail you mean.
It should also be noted that it’s likely no one, including Trump made bail. If the phrasing is correct they were all either bonded out or probably in Trump and some others cases self-bonded.
What does that mean for people who have never had to deal with the law?
My God… Seeing the photos and reading the charges… Scissor me timbers!
When will the dart boards with that face be available? Or will they be Biden’s main campaign giveaway?
It’s 100% legal to create shooting targets based off of real people. First amendment protected
I have a friend with a print shop, I’m sure I can have some made.
The find out phase begins!
It’s like, a 1 MP camera. 🤔
That’s definitely a higher resolution version floating around.
Book 'Em, Danno
