The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.
I just legitimately love it and I’m sorry about my awful taste
Honestly put a door in front of the shitter and pull the carpet away from the tub a bit, and I’d take it in a heartbeat.
It has a bit of a case of “so bad it’s good”. It’s fun and slightly uncomfortable too, I get it.
You will love it until someone goes over it with a UV light
man if somebody went over my apartment with a UV light right now it would immediately blind the entire street
You do you! Just don’t invite me to your place 🙃
Oh come on man, come over! It’ll be fun! Feel the carpet in between your toes; especially in the bathroom.
I like my toes the way they are, thank you. Healthy and without gangrene
I would pay to live here lmao
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Hey man 70s stuff is starting to become fashionable again
And me too
Fringes curtain for the toilets help with ventilation I suppose.
Also I am a big fan of the mirrors above the bed. Kinky and I can’t wait to catch movement at the corner of my eyes while falling asleep, I will spook myself with it.Wait, are you telling me you would not rock this? I mean change the mattress first of course, maybe a good disinfection everywhere else.
Oh and rip out the carpet around the toilet, because that is a crime.
In addition to those changes, I’m adding an actual door the toilet rather than that fringing or whatever it is. I’m ditching the mirrors on the ceiling, getting rid of those steps up to the bed and replacing it with a normal bed frame. I genuinely don’t know what I’d do with the jacuzzi… I do love a hot bath but I don’t love the idea of that much humidity in my bedroom. Maybe partition it off with the toilet and make it a proper en suite?
I think all I really like is the size of the room and maybe the natural light - it’s a bit hard to tell from this angle.
“I hate everything about this” would have been quicker to type.
It’s weird, I do hate it but I also kinda like it? A hate like if you will.
Be careful, I think at least one of my friends got married on the same grounds.
Add a door to the toilets while you are at it. It looks like the carpet was recently cleaned if I am not mistaken, good thing.
As someone who had a carpeted bathroom as a child, it will never be clean in that area around the toilet. I don’t think a door is really needed though as this seems like the whole area is meant as a private sanctum.
You only need to convice your SO then :)
That’s what I was thinking. As much as I love my partner, I have no interest in watching him shit from the bed, thanks.
Is there anything more disgusting than carpeted areas around a tub or toilet?
Like what the fuck were they thinking?
All of the other 70s and '80s trends - like the really dark wood paneling, ugly orange colors, that’s just aesthetics. Maybe we’ll go back to liking wood paneling at some point.
Carpet in a bathroom is not aesthetics or fashion It is fucking disgusting and unsanitary.
Dark wood paneling and orange were popular because they hid the tar stains from everybody chain smoking indoors.
Nothing wrong with dark wood panelling.
The 80’s weren’t afraid to be bold. I’ve seen a 1980’s bathroom fixture catalog that featured onyx black toilets and sinks.
But yes carpet in a bathroom can impale itself right on Satan’s penis.
Shiplap is this generation’s wood paneling
Carpeting around the toilet 🤮🤮
The wood paneling no longer meets fire code in many districts in the US.
This. This is a proper fuckatorium.
kinda shocked of all things people don’t mention the ceiling mirror
literally only one reason that exists
fuckateria
Wrong sub bruh. This is glorious. If you search those cabinets hard enough you know you are going to find some left over cocaine.
There is no such thing as leftover cocaine
No one in the history of crack has ever woken up with more crack.
Wish you mentioned that before I licked all these dollar bills.
It’s obviously designed for enormous amounts of adventurous boning. Hope they cleaned the carpet often
The semi-transparent toilet curtain in direct view of the bed is such an uncomfortable choice.
It would be a true throne if it was 90 deg rotated so you could face the room.
Watch me poo! No, don’t look away, I demand eye contact at all times. All. Times.
Roomba boss level.
Roomba looking at the carpeted stairs: “Fuck”.
Roomba looking at carpeted room:
ℹ️ Notification
Cleaning started2 minutes later
ℹ️ Error
BIN FULL EMPTY PLS
H U M I D
That place desparately needs a dehumidifier tbh.
Spoiler
don’t even want to imagine how
y that room smells
This room fucks.
You lost me at carpeted open air bathroom.
Look at it this way, after eating $50 worth of taco bell do you want any doors between you and a toilet?
Blacklight will cause blindness.
That explains the room.
Things we should bring back: conversation pits, avocado colored appliances
I think you and my grandma would hit it off!
She sounds cool as hell tbh
Eh, she’s 90 and a bit racist. She’s better in theory than reality. I have got a non-racist one who’s really fun though. No avocado bathroom but her taste is tacky as hell in the all-white-everything with diamanté touches kinda way. She used to be a gogo dancer, I bet she has a few stories to tell about the goings on in conversation pits!
You know, I just want a variety in appliance style. I hate how trendy the appliance industry is; it’s hard to maintain a kitchen consistently. Because appliances wear and tear at different speeds, I’ve got a beige refrigerator, a white microwave, a steel and black range, a steel and grey dishwasher, a grey with chrome toaster oven, and a black stand mixer.
I can smell this picture.
SEX PANTHER
Warm smell of colitas.
I literally vomited just slightly when I saw this. And it IS indeed glorious 70s “chic”!
Let’s also not forget the beaded? curtain to hide the toilet!
The toilet is also carpeted, so good luck not having it stink after like a year of use if you pee standing up.
oh my fuking god NO
