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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

How to be a pro sysadmin

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How to be a pro sysadmin

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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • dadGPT@lemmy.world
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    c sharp has different meaning now.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    jams the tacks into his fingers so he can press Ctrl+c and Ctrl+v slightly sooner because the tacks extend his finger length

    Professionals know: No pain, no gain.

    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      That’s some BDSM shit… wonder how you handle cactuses.

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        You just grab 'em anywhere and put 'em where you need.

        • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          Simple, elegant… I like it 👍.

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          “hey where do you want this cactus? … Yeah I can wait”

          starts doing busker tricks with cactus, bleeding profusely, happy

      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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        BSD*

    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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      Might I interest you in a career in DevOps. I think you’d be a perfect fit.

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    Exactly those keys belong on the mouse.

    • itwasawednesday@lemmy.world
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      I do a tonne of copy paste for work and have one of these:

      https://a.aliexpress.com/_mPusSb4

      Works great!

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        Blasphemy, this would require lifting your hands from the home row for longer than 10ms.

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      I have them on my mouse. I’m not as fast using the mouse ones, but it lets me be lazier and only use one hand to get through a lot.

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        Since i usually select code parts and not entire codes, its a lot faster for me to do it with my mouse.

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    CTRL + C is for terminating process occupying current terminal. How would I do sysadmin without that?

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      Easy, don’t run any commands you don’t intend on seeing through.

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        Just bg everything, like I’ve got time to wait for an ls to get back to me when zooming around the dark infoscape

        que me cd-ing back and forth between Downloads and /opt wondering why the thing isn’t working

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      Ctrl+z followed by kill %1?

    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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      CTRL + \ crew. It’s the only way to be sure

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    I’m a Shift + Insert kind of guy

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      I use ViM, so y and p are all I need.

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        Sharing system clipboard with buffer 0 changed my life

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      Middle mouse button checking in

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      And Ctrl + Insert.

      It can be more convenient with Dvorak.

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    Got it. No cat or mv allowed.

    Also, CTRL-C and CTRL-Z just reduce your productivity by allowing multitasking.

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    Too late: I’ve already got thick callouses on those fingers.

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      The tacks are for training.

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    meanwhile yp users 😎😎

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    Vim and Emacs users both offended, but not for the same keys.

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