Arch user should be an aeropress: people can’t seem to shut the hell up about how great it supposedly is
I use areopress btw
It’s aeropress, did you even read the wiki???
I use areolapress btw ouch
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Thanks, that actually worked. I couldn’t find the answer anywhere.
Solved!
Just pretend it’s a V60.
I brew with a V60, btw.
V60 user here
On arch btw
V60 user here.
MBP user tho
Lol. Checks out for me. Have an Aeropress, and use Arch (btw). I also have an espresso machine though, but never really touched Gentoo.
I have an aeropress. I have yet to take the time to figure out how to use my aeropress.
100c water, 12g coffee per 200g water, pour 50g water into press then wait 30sec, stir, add the rest, add the press so the water doesnt flow, wait 2 more minutes then press down until hiss.
Easy peasy.
Stopping when you hear the hiss is important, if you don’t you’ll press the bitter nasty part into your coffee
That’s a myth watch some James Hoffmann.
Well it says 80C water up to IIRC the first line but are you really sure about that? Also what about your grind settings?
I refuse to accept the 80c recommendation from the manual
I use both Aeropress and an arch based distro, btw.
I have an aeropress and run arch haha
I use Arch, and let me tell you it’s great.
I think it is pretty great tbh, just havent tried it yet as it is very manual
Ok, what OS do I need?
Windows Subsystem for Linux
This response is a hate crime
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No, that’s self harm.
it’s like the OS version of the banana & nutella pizza
Red Hat enterprise Linux?
Definitely Rocky Linux
Ew it’s Netware
Fedora Silverblue
YiffOS
MacOS is Starbucks.
expensive coffee that tastes terrible!
You get to choose between burnt-tasting black coffee and a pint of milk with more syrup than espresso!
Torvalds eating raw coffee beans straight from the can
Stallman prefers to refer to it as Coffee + Creamer.
Stallman dips his toe into the coffee before he drinks it
LFS
Well except he uses fedora
RedHat: Any of these, but you’re paying a barista to make it.
The barista also puts up a partition while making it, so you have to trust them not to spit in it.
Rocky Linux: A Youtube video entitled “Latte art 101: How to make the perfect barista coffee at home!”
As an Arch user who only makes pour-over coffee, I feel deeply attacked
I feel properly represented.
Well now I’m kind of weirded out to find others in these comments that are also exactly this
I just like my rituals and procedures!
Same except for being attacked and being an arch user.
Couldn’t be more wrong for me, lol
Also, I feel like instant coffee should be represented - it’s one of the most common preparation methods and it’s easy to dunk on.
Instant Coffee is Windows
🤣🤣🤣
And what would that be? A live usb?
Good idea! Maybe more specifically a live usb distro, like Puppy, Knoppix etc?
ChromeOS is coffee from Starbucks or something bad
instant coffee
Eww
GNU Guix, and NixOS, respectively
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It’s very easy to clean and travel with, though. But yeah, it’s very close. Especially if you use a metallic mesh.
Indeed
Fedora user made this…
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Linus Torvalds uses Fedora lmao
For asahi on Mac m1 iirc. What coffee is he?
Fairtrade Coffee from Starbucks
Uhm… I dont think so XD
French press? ? ? ❓
Manjaro
SUSE: now with oils on the surface and sludge on the bottom
Imagine calling flavor “oils and sludge”
a little extra cafestol cuz your heart needs help dying
Y’all acting like 10 years is a long time… I expect that to be the minimum out of any capital expense for a “durable” good.
So… which version of Debian are you running at the moment?
I feel like arch is the espresso machine and Gentoo is a pile of espresso machine parts.
Coffee is tasty, so is tea, but if I want caffeine, I’ll just snort a few bumps of pure stuff. It was only like $30 for a kg.
Guess my distro.
You snort that raw, uncut TempleOS and look God in the face every time you boot your machine up.
… you already read my comment about temple and Hannah Montana, right? This isn’t a meme.
You boot into an OCaml REPL
… I’m pretty sure I should be offended. The fear of stack overflow makes you better. All this existential Turing nonsense. I want to give my computers the same aneurysms I give myself.
Either apartheid or Hannah Montana
I’m trying to compile my own mix of temple and Hannah Montana to get the most effective least bloat os possible.
What distro would a moka pot be?
It’s a little weird and very European, so OpenSUSE.
I can very much live with that. Love me some suse
If I make cold brew for 2 weeks at a time with a bucket and a fish pump what distro am I?
Dangerously close to TempleOS.
I literally lolled.