• Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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        10 months ago

        "Do I have to explain, one more Gods-damned time, I CAN’T HEAL WITHOUT MY WEED! IT IS PART OF MY RELIGION!

        I’m getting Dankroth on the stone right now. This is DISCRIMINATION!"

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        I can imagine it.

        I can already hear the compelling argument why their chaotic good cleric should be able to use ‘purify water’ on their own piss to pass the test.

        Honestly, I would probably just allow it, but force the party to make a bunch of stealth tests to not get caught passing their pee samples to the cleric.

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    10 months ago

    New D&D players: “I wish I was a badass like my character.”

    Intermediates: “Haha my bard disguised as a fighter just fell down a mineshaft what an ignominous end. Hey DM, for my next character, are you cool with lawful-good-aligned clerics of chaotic neutral deities? God I do not envy my characters but they are so fucking funny.”

    Veterans: “My character is just me except fantasy.”

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    10 months ago

    I’d love to have horns and a tail, and an otherworldly devilish charisma. Not sure about the racism I’d end up on the receiving end of though

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    10 months ago

    don’t give your characters a tragic backstory. give them a tragic **front**story

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      10 months ago

      Tragic backstories are sad things that happened before the player took over.

      Tragic frontstories are awful things that happened because the player took over.

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    10 months ago

    Wife and I were just talking about thr rise of D&D and the isekai genre in media and how overly popular both are right now. Like, seriously anywhere is better than planet earth right now.

  • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    This movie should have been named A Divorce Story, and then promptly dumped into the ocean. What the fuck was the point of the thing? It’s just a two hour long exposé into misery.