Turns out the reply in my thread telling me the best way to combat not caring about Linux is to care about Linux was absolutely correct.
I picked up a laptop, installed Linux Mint Cinnamon, and I’m already obsessed. I haven’t had this much fun with a PC in a long time and it’s just a cheapo Dell Inspiron 3520.
They best way to stop not liking crack is to start liking it!
That’s clearly the lesson learned from this post.
Just try it. Most people who don’t like crack haven’t even tried it. The single minded obsession of the people who like it mean you should try it
Not licking ass crack?
But… I stopped liking the crack way back when I realized there’s a whole underworld of decent FOSS alternatives to most of the proprietary junk. Now what?!