Customs and Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore told the jury the snack “exploded all over him” and he “could smell the onions and mustard” on his uniform.
Neither side disputes that Sean Dunn, 37, did in fact lob obscenities and a deli-style sandwich at officers deployed by President Donald Trump to patrol the nation’s capital in August. But Mr Dunn’s lawyer argues it was not a criminal act.
The incident was captured on video and went viral, making Mr Dunn a symbol of opposition in Washington DC to Trump.
Government prosecutors initially tried to secure felony charges against Mr Dunn, but a grand jury declined to indict him. Prosecutors have instead charged him with a lower-level misdemeanour assault.
This is so fucking funny. I didn’t change the headline or body one character, this is BBC’s shining moment.
What a beautiful meme. Thanks for reminding me to have a rewatch.
Teachers have endured more assault from children.
I hope a sample of the mustard was collected for the National Mustard Museum!
“No matter who you are, you can’t just go around throwing stuff at people because you’re mad,” Mr Parron said, according to the New York Times.
Lmao it’s a grade school lunch room argument
The salami will give you explosive diarrhea, though.
Gregory Lairmore is a cunt
The Cunt for Bread October.
Tactical banh mi
Ballistic torta
Open-faced war crime.
It would be great if it had been a hot dog or some sort of controversial sandwich-like item so we could finally establish case law around these items.
Nuclear sub
Oh man I believe you missed the opening paragraph, which is also very funny.
A US imigration agent has testified he could feel through his ballistic vest the impact of a sandwich hurled at him by a Washington DC protester, who has gone on trial for assault.
I will be honest and say I don’t want to have a sandwich thrown at me, but that description is funny.
Vest piercing sandwiches are a top secret CIA weapon. I read about them in some papers that I found in Trumps bathroom.
If he felt a sandwich through his vest, we need to look more into who threw it.
Not for punishment, but because we need to protect what might be our first confirmed metahuman. Don’t need no anti-mutant bastards trying to take them out before they can learn to harness their sandwich-launching powers for even greater purpose.
Of course he felt it. He’d feel it if I gently poked his vest with my pinky. It’s not an Iron Man suit.
*gasp*! Terrorisms!!1!
Oh shit, I did miss that. That poor guy, he got poked slightly.
This really is BBC’s shining moment, this is a brilliant article
He was forced to feel a sandwich while doing a fascism, the humanity!!!
The fascists need to hurry up and spend millions of dollars to develop and distribute sandwich-proof vests to replace all of their military grade bullet-proof armor.
Sandwiches are now illegal, there are only Freedom Flatpockets
Oh sure, then we’ll be safe from sub-style sandwiches, but what about the club sandwich? It’s got four triangles! Or god forbid the Manwich.
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This is gonna be more fuel for Why veterans hate ICE.
Did he die
Yeah, by mustard overdose.
Oh the horror, oh well here comes the pizza https://youtu.be/ufSQMXLO95w
This is why Trump is restarting nuclear testing, we cannot ignore this mustard threat. North Korea has mustard!!
I’m a sandwich artist, so please explain how a sandwich explodes. Not a meltdown. Explodes.
It was item C4 on the menu.
*golf clap*
“the ordinance was packed into a 6-inch she- covers mic -Excuse me, a 4 and a half-inch shell.”
And this is why they’re not “meeting ICE enrollments” because THIS is the type of “man” that’s in ICE
They are terrified
Poor little snowflake.
