
According to the report, the plan was created by DOGE staffers
Presumably their meeting concluded after they ate all the crayons used to draw dicks on the papers
According to the report, the plan was created by DOGE staffers
Presumably their meeting concluded after they ate all the crayons used to draw dicks on the papers
I’m in the same boat, bought a Samsung 40-something-inch smart tv for around $300 maybe 6 years ago off the neglected “small TV” aisle. It has some bloatware, but it’s never been an issue after configuring a few settings. I’m guessing if I went for one of the floor models, it’d have been a problem.
Not getting those numbers you promised? Just make some shit up like usual! Nobody’s checking. Seriously.
You get 374 free terrorisms in the US. 375th one is the one that gets you a slap on the wrist.
“I just wanted to tell you both, good luck. We’re all counting on you.”
The man sounds like he got a Home Alone shovel to the back of the head.
There’s a whole risk analysis folder somewhere detailing exactly how many of their CEOs can be killed before it’s not worth insuring them for CEO deaths. It’s just some postmodern dystopian version of The Price is Right.
So his emotional growth was literally, uh… well… you know…
Exactly. Who the fuck is going to stop them? You want to hit them with another lawsuit and say they should go into time-out? Legal orders mean nothing anymore. Everyone will carry on listening to their direct supervisor because they don’t want to get fired sooner. Just following orders here, boss.
Emulators are your friend. Hoarders, graders, and scalpers can go suck a railroad spike.
Ehhh yes and no. There’s prescriptive grammar (how it ought to be) and descriptive grammar (how it’s actually used within communities). This is where the ideas of code switching and such come in. You can certainly reason well in a Creole, if that’s what your community speaks and how you are taught, e.g. Belizean Creole.
NFT ducks in a gacha system
Had two hamsters (Calvin and Hobbes) growing up. Both just got old and sick with old hamster stuff. Their deaths happened exactly the same way: my mom reaches into the cage because they haven’t been moving much for a while. Their last act of life is to bite her finger as hard as they can, so she naturally flings them at the wall in front of us kids. Splat.
Perhaps we could tactfully deploy a parrot. “Swine bird! That is my private mustache, you naughty bird!”
Location within the state is a very fair point; however, NC has been way more red than I’ve been led to expect from a “purple state.” I transplanted from Washington state over a decade ago and it’s been brutally disheartening — not just politically, but also socially.
“$10 to see it, $20 to touch. Oh wait, you thought those were ding dong prices?”
If you were enough of a silly goose to take the “buyout,” I have no sympathy for your being fired in advance. They were never going to pay up — since when has Trump ever famously paid his lawyers, or even a venue? Why would this be any different?