Matt@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 19 天前If you could have a superpower, what would it be? I'll start: to be invisible.message-squaremessage-square319linkfedilinkarrow-up1168arrow-down17
arrow-up1161arrow-down1message-squareIf you could have a superpower, what would it be? I'll start: to be invisible.Matt@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 19 天前message-square319linkfedilink
minus-squareandrewta@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·19 天前My farts are now filled with ultra potent sex pheromones. My farts are usually quiet, and usually no one notices them. Time to reap the wind!
minus-squarevoodooattack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·19 天前 My farts are usually quiet, and usually no one notices them Famous last words
minus-squareButterpaderp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·19 天前Nothing beats accidentally farting at the dmv and getting swamped by a couple grannies in line next to you
minus-squareHubertManne@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·19 天前ouch. that sounds like either a great or awful death.
minus-squareandrewta@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 天前I hadn’t thought about that. No ability to really control it, there’d be a lot of women after me. At least I’d go with a smile on my face. Well maybe…
My farts are now filled with ultra potent sex pheromones. My farts are usually quiet, and usually no one notices them. Time to reap the wind!
Famous last words
Nothing beats accidentally farting at the dmv and getting swamped by a couple grannies in line next to you
ouch. that sounds like either a great or awful death.
I hadn’t thought about that. No ability to really control it, there’d be a lot of women after me.
At least I’d go with a smile on my face. Well maybe…
Just women? :D