An important lesson was learned that day. Never stand on the receiving end of an enema, incision and drainage, manual disempaction, decompression or in front of someone who says “I feel sick”.
This is what happens when science memes and shitposts merge
I dunno what he’s paid, but it isn’t enough.
RNs are paid quite well. https://www.bls.gov/ooh/healthcare/registered-nurses.htm#tab-1 $45/hr for BSN.
Right, so, not enough.
Nurses are such integral parts of a functioning healthcare system, and it annoys me how they are systematically devalued. If we could wave a magic wand and make every nurse into a doctor (with the magic including the extra money it would take to fund this), it would be a downgrade. We often talk about nurses as if they’re just doctors, but worse, when in fact the role that they fulfill is qualitatively different to doctors and requires a different, not lesser, skillset.
More undergrads killing each other to get into med school should see this.
“Largest BM a doctor witnessed in his career” sure is a nice achievement to unlock.
Largest BM a doctor witnessed in his career
So far.
What’s a BM?
Bowel Movement.
How many BMs has the doctor witnessed? Is this a common thing for doctors to watch?
2-3k. Very common.
Haha. I’ve seen worse. Wait. I was hit by worse in worse areas and stool is by far not the worst thing that hit me.
…starts sobbing
I know why by now I prefer my desk and only ocassionally venture back into patient facing work.
But where’s the picture of the poo baby
W… wow.
That must be the best shit ever.
Definitely the best Shit Show.
Post just below:
Ah, so that’s why scrubs
“Babe what’s the matter you seem upset since getting home from work.”
“Somebody shat at me.”
“Do you mean shat on you?”
“No…”
Holy shit lmfao.
Literally holy sized





