Haha this is hilarious! I love it. Especially the reaction from the unnamed Herald staffer:

“I want you to know my available-for-publishing statement as an NZ Herald staffer is that the incident was ‘funny as fuck’.”

“Porn Hub Man” is a terrible superhero name

This will go down well with the average gen z jerk-off on reddit.

Mention religion and they go mental.

Mention pornography or weed, and they’ll give you upvotes.