Sign up for daily news updates from CleanTechnica on email. Or follow us on Google News! My commute now mostly consists of the distance from my bedroom to the laptop in my home office (with a short detour to the kitchen for coffee) because I’m fortunate enough to have a job and employer that allows […]
I just ride around with a flame thrower and spray off a warning jet when cars get too close.
The pot holes are terrified of me because of the flame thrower, so they just get out of the way.
It’s great fun, but I know I’m totally screwed if I crash.
Also, I’m pretty sure the tank hurts the range on my bike real bad.