I think she’s a keeper

  • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    15 天前

    It’s my fault. I should’ve picked a different chauffeur when the first time I called them and said I was getting married, and his response was “oh, a standing funeral.” 🤦‍♂️

    • Lupus@feddit.org
      6·
      15 天前

      Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?

        • Lupus@feddit.org
          2·
          14 天前

          Good start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer.

          Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.”

          Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.