My dog would do it. She’s evil. She has murdered many small animals and then uses their corpses as toys before eating parts of them and leaving the rest to rot.
She once found a nest of baby bunnies in the yard and slurped them all up like spaghetti as we watched in horror.
We love her, but she’s very definitely evil.
Dogs like squeaky toys because the squeaks remind them of the death screams of small animals.
Yep. She violently shakes her toys to “kill” them all the time too. I’ve seen her do it to break a critter’s neck the same way.
My boy caught a mouse once. He really worked for it too, he had little bits of moss stuck to his nose when I found him. When I told him it was time to go inside he just shook his head to kill it and headed for the door like it would just be okay to bring it in lol. Had to pry it out of his mouth.
I feel like this witch should say “Foiled!” more often.
Unwise. Evil cat? Things get knocked from tables. Evil dog? Face gets eaten from head.
Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, just scratch it occasionally. Ok, and bite it.
I had a friend with a cat that would climb onto your lap and sit there and pur and then, at a random time, bite your hand and run away. True evil.
Well that’s your own fault for overstimulating the cat by shuffles notes doing nothing whatsoever.
What if the dog is Lawful Evil?
Too bad. All dogs are the goodest boys and girls.
She is sooo screwed!
All dogs are boys and all cats are girls
I saw a video of 3 goodest boys maul a guy to death one time.
Was it you?
Counterpoint: The dog, Dog, from Good Omens. Satanical hellhound and cat-worrier.
Just finished reading that book again (3rd time). So great.
Which version though?
!witchymemes@lemmy.world will probably like it :)
I was very surprised with how much I like that community. I was expecting a bunch of dumb memes from astrology girls, but it’s just jokes about actual fantasy witches.
Her dropping the clipboard in the last panel is a great detail. That’s the kind of thing that sets great comics apart from good ones.
Get that dog from The Thing.
It’s not technically a dog, so it can actually be evil.
Or just a pitbull. Not exactly evil, but not exactly good either.
Should have tried a pit bull.
Name him princess, and then go to kindergarten to have him accustomed to children
It would have to be a chihuahua. Or that ugly naked dog
Poodles would fit the bill, the are shits to train and work with, like a cat
Ah, the breed known for their intelligence and obedience is naturally shit to train. Sorry what?
Only the miniature poodle. Standard poodle are both sane and very good.
