Netflix to open branded retail stores for some reason::Netflix has decided to open a number of brick-and-mortar locations to sell items based on hit shows, offer dining and provide live events. There’s also going to be an obstacle course based on ‘Squid Game.’
What if you could go and a rent physical DVDs
Best date nights always started with a trip to Blockbuster.
I remember renting an N64 with Majora’s mask and pulling an all-nighter so I could finish it during the two-day rental period. It was a good time to be alive.
It’s so weird how we look back on those things that were seen as inconveniences, driving to a physical store / rental time limits, as good things now.
It’ll be interesting to see if we find ways to kinda bridge those gaps.
This has been the Infinitely Unfolding Paradox of Enjoyment that we’ve been experiencing since the Industrial Revolution. And it’s only become more acute as time has gone on. Things are becoming easier to access, we have more information than ever, it’s right at our fingertips, we have endless entertainment, we expect to be enjoying 100% of endless content—but this has made us angrier than ever at content we don’t enjoy, less able to enjoy the available entertainment, always looking for something better, he information at our fingertips is making us angrier and less satisfied (also somehow more misguided and ignorant—because that information is mixed in with absurd amounts of disinformation and it’s given an equal playing field), and our ease of access comes with an endless desire to access more and more while finding less and less we actually want.
Things are technically getting better, enjoyment is becoming a pinpointed prescription…but more and better is making us lesser and worse.
We need the bad to more enjoy the good. We need the inconvenience to enjoy the convenience. We need a lack of technology to enjoy the available technology.
Really, what this all boils down to is this:
Capitalism is destroying everything. In so many words. And if anyone can’t see how everything above is linked with capitalism and its driving force of profit (and endlessly growing profit, at that), I dunno how to help you. But I assume everyone on lemmy is pretty much very, very aware of this.
Remember when you got to choose what you watch and you had to pick up a remote and look at it on a rectangle?
-Future us, maybe
I remember when you couldn’t choose what to watch except for a handful of options, and you had to show up at the right time to watch what you chose. And there was no option to avoid ads.
I didn’t expect to be doing the old man routine in my mid 40s, but here we are.
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Back then it was something to do. Now we’ve gotten rid of all those things to do for the sake of laziness, but we have nothing left to do but sit around the house and watch/play downloaded movies/games. And everyone wonders why they’re bored and no longer have any friends.
All the time and attention that digital everything saves us has been turned into ad space.
Doing something real like driving to blockbuster for instance used to be your time. Sights, sounds, someone’s hand in yours, a song on the radio. We used to own those moments, for free. Those things were your memories. Trading all that for “convenience” seems like a bum deal to me. Maybe I’m just getting old.
so, how’d the date go? 😝
Based on your nostalgia, if you pulled an all-nighter at your age you’d be feeling it for a week!
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It would be a blockbuster
they could name it bandwidth cap buster.
A place for Family to get Video
They killed dvd.com so I doubt it.
There is a service called gamefly but I haven’t tried it
Or Blu-rays
There’s also going to be an obstacle course based on ‘Squid Game.’
They could not have missed the point harder if they’d tried.
This literally reads like something out of Black Mirror.
You have to murder the other participants to claim your free netflix subscription.
*free for a month. Includes adds
A $100 value!? Sign me up!
*
free^20% ^off for a month. Includes adds
“We’ve made the Torment Nexus, from the classic sci-fi novel Don’t Build the Torment Nexus”.
I mean… if I got a waffle cracker thing and a needle for dessert, I’d be a happy camper.
Or maybe season 2 is coming?
I cannot imagine a customer base that’s so ecstatic with Netflix’s service that they’re willing to give the company even more money by buying overpriced ultra-processed meals and branded coffee cups. Why people continue to sell their souls and open their wallets to these companies is beyond me.
Never met consumer whores? Not that I can talk, smack a pokemon on just about anything and I want to buy it.
That said, I don’t think Netflix has that cachet. Maybe they’ll have a section where you can vote on what show gets abruptly cancelled next!
I’m not sure that makes you a whore… more of a slut…
And there’s nothing wrong with being a Pokeslut. When a hunky Pokemon trainer throws their balls my way, I’m always up for a little Squirtle in my Caterpie.
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If they sell cosplay customes based on popular shows, you know people will be queuing up to throw money at those made-in-china products.
Having the rights to ship out the offical crap could be a gold mine for them.
Just take Squid Game. It’s a regular training suit and they already exist as costumes and they’re easy to copy, but you can’t find the real one because of all the copies.
Same idea as the Universal Studios parks. Just without the park, because the income is all in the souvenir shop anyway.
During the holidays I saw lots of teenagers (and a couple adults) with stranger things, casa de papel, squid games and Wednesday merch.
Who runs the Stranger Things experience? I bet it’s them under a different name or maybe sold the rights? Regardless of who owns it, it was super popular here in Seattle.
“Netflix to open branded retail stores for some reason”
“…to open a number of brick-and-mortar locations to sell items based on hit shows, offer dining and provide live events.”
There you go. But if you want to go deeper it’s to try and make more money for investors. Yay publicly traded companies!
To be fair I would rather see them try to make money for investors this way than by cutting costs on labor and the other shady things companies do to make money. This is at least some kind of “innovation” for lack of a better term. Maybe it might be cool
Yeah, increasing profit by actually creating a product is great. Increasing profit by increasing costs to the customer or decreasing expenditures (in particular cutting pay or removing employees) sucks.
The phrase “for some reason” is used here to mean “I think it’s a dumb idea”
I mean, they could have saved money by just selling merch online. This is a dumb idea.
But the article says it’s more than just a retail store. They have a restaurant and different experiences you can go to. You can’t do that online
I don’t get why this is so confusing. This is basically a rotating theme restaurant/theme shop. Disneyland, Universal Studios, the new Nintendo park, etc. aren’t really about the rides or food either. Will tourists buy Stranger Things tchotchkes and Bridgerton merch? Sure, we’re a hyper consumeristic society that loves pop culture doodads and experiences. I somehow get the feeling this will fail, Netflix’s brand has lost its luster recently, but I don’t think this idea is totally out there.
I’m not confused why they’re doing it, I’m confused why they think b&m stores are the way to go. I’m sure they can subsidize any potential losses from other money making areas but why not just sell the merch online? Storefront overhead ain’t cheap.
While I completely agree, there’s a bit of a draw to certain experiences around shopping. Some instances:
- FAO Schwarz in NYC
- Nintendo flagship store in NYC
- Tiffany & Co. in NYC on 5th Ave
- LEGO store in Leicester Square London
Basically look up a list of Flagship stores, even Microsoft and Samsung have ones. They’re more of an experience and bragging rights than just walking in a random Walmart to get merch. Sure, you can just order it online, but it’s not the same.
Because it’s not about immediate sales, it’s about marketing. They’ve been between major culture defining hits for a while, but imagine if such a store existed when Squid Games was at its peak. Create a few instagrammable moments at two locations, a place for hyped fans to pilgrimage, and that’s much cheaper than TV advertising. Not saying it’ll be successful, but I think there’s some logic to this.
I think the problem is the reporting: it says “retail stores” right in the headline. Which sounds insane.
“Netflix to open themed restaurants and gift-shops” sounds… well, still insane, but less-so.
if they sold DVDs of Netflix’s shows that would actually be pretty nice, but I doubt they would be OK with allowing anyone to actually own their media.
offer dining
I would actually love to see a restaurant that prepares dishes based on various fantasy / sci-fi worlds
Like food from the witcher in a tavern theme, or food from Star Trek in the enterprise cafeteria, etc.
Is Hannibal on netflix?
Don’t worry dinner will be cancelled midway through the appetizers 😔
In Tokyo they had a Stranger Things themed restaurant for a while. Pop up culture is pretty big in Japan so it worked out great I suppose. I don’t expect it to work in other places nearly as well. Especially if it’s a permanent structure.
One thing you could do would be to build a common “theme” for the structure and then switch out the basis on a monthly basis.
So build a tavern section and then one month do the witcher, the next game of thrones, then pirates of the Caribbean, etc.
Space ship theme for Star Trek, Star wars, firefly
Retro theme for stranger things, and other stuff that I can’t think of right now.
I mean the spaceships in star trek, star wars and firefly all have pretty different interiors. Of your idea is to draw in fans of specific shows you don’t really want to have a “generic sci fi” setting.
Well, yeah you wouldn’t be able to re-use everything but certain things like the building structure and cutlery, flooring, etc probably wouldn’t have to be modified much. Some of the more expensive things to switch out.
What food from the Witcher would you want…?
Bread. ?
- Striga Strudel
- Fleder Focaccia
- Bruxa Borscht
Nom nom nom!
Nail in the coffin, RIP Netflix
They took this advice / business idea from Matpat
That’s dangerous
Planet Hollywood
I didn’t realize Planet Hollywood barely still existed.
Very interesting.
This is the same thing as the HBO store in NYC. It can work well if the location is right and touristy enough.
If they spend money on this, how will they afford to acquire beloved series to cancel after two seasons?
Makes sense. They have multiple franchises and they can either sell in Walmart and water down the franchise or make an exclusive store where they control the experience and increase the value of the products. Disney also has stores like that. As for the Squid Game experience it’s the local equivalent to Disney parks. Di’s I mention it looks like they’re copying Disney?
I enjoyed the Disney stores, they always were busy, but now they are all closing down it seems.
No.
offer dining
Reminds me of the joke: “dinner theater is a great way to ensure that both are mediocre.”
Edit: pronounced “DIN-nuh THE-uh-tuh” in your best mid-Atlantic accent.
I mean, most of the content on netflix is already mediocre. Why no get some bar food to go with it?
Because I’m not going to leave my house for mediocre food and entertainment?
