slaps
My brain: Oh yeah!
You soiled the joke!
You’re the dirty one.
Can we clean it up a bit in here?
Idunno, I like the budding theme here
NOT ONE ORIGINAL EXPERIENCE
dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags
I knew a guy who forgot to click the tongs once. His grill caught on fire.
Grab drill
BZZT BZZT
they’re usually sitting out in the open collecting water and each time I slapped them, some water would get ont my hands and sometimes even clothes etc. wouldn’t recommend unless you want to be soaked in brown stinky water
Worth it
I feel so seem
it’s pumpkin season if you know what I’m sayin
Well I’ve got a candle
Everytime I see the word brain, I read it as Brian… I think my brains name is Brian!
Potting
soilgrowth mediaPackaged meats in the grocery store. Those chicken thighs make such a satisfying smack sound.
I work in the meat department and I slap every whole chicken and roasts, I feel it gives them the confidence to be a good meal.
Thank you for your service
I mean, you have to check that it’s full somehow lol
Why is this me? Haha
Slap it!