The posts are funny, but I’d say that we should grift the right so that they get off big tech platforms and get into the fediverse.

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    Funny how liberal are quick to ban people why they disagree with, for “trolling.”

    But them “trolling” conservative people and subs, is totally fine. Hmmm…

    Well, doesn’t matter. The King is still in charge. And there are plenty of other serious conservative communities people can post in. :)

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        But everyone talks about how Europe is sooooo much better than the US. And they have a king thing going on, so we should. Right?

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          Lol. The kings left in Europe have little power over their people, and even less over their governments. I doubt Trump wants to be a figurehead that everyone ignores when it comes to actually governing.

          Not to mention over here in France, we got rid of our kings. And when they came back, we ended up getting rid of them again.

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          You know those are constitutional monarchies right? Their monarchs have effectively less political power than the American President by far and at best hold a symbolic role of paper stamper.

          Also they have a solid history of axing them when they overstep (sometimes literally), and bringing their successors back on with further reduced function in government. These days they are basically just overpayed legacy mascots that have lucrative longstanding contracts…

          Maybe America should follow suit with the rest of Europe, depose their Mad Kings and make them actual civil servants accountable to the people or just kooky sock puppets to entertain the masses with. It would be a nice change.

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              He already is dipshit. American democracy is old as fuck compared to the rest of the world and an American president has undemocratic levels of power compared to most other democracies. Biden and every other President before him was also a King they just played by the expectations not to act like one.

              Your system is crumbling old ass garbage half written in archaic obsolete law language. A Democracy beta test written by people who still saw the role of monarch as nessisary. The world moved on from your system a hundred years ago because they unlike you lot didn’t mythologize the writers of their documents as Gods of creation and you lot had your heads so far up your own asses you never noticed the joke you were becoming. It might have been cute once but now it’s just fucking sad.

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                He already is dipshit.

                So Trump is a king now? When did this happen. Where are the news articles proclaiming this?

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                  You didn’t read what I wrote huh? Alright. I will keep it short so you can keep up.

                  It’s not Trump.

                  It’s every American President since the beginning. They just used to have to pretend it wasn’t true.

                  It’s time to grow up and become a real democracy like the rest of us.

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          Europe is indeed better than the US. Not because of monarchies, though.

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              The point is that turning Trump into a king won’t make your country any better. It won’t really solve anything.

              Besides that, most monarchies in Europe are just constitutional monarchies, which means that the monarch does not actually influence the politics.

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                The point is that turning Trump into a king won’t make your country any better.

                And that’s not really going to happen. Trump won’t be a king. It’s a joke. I know there are people who actually believe it’s happening and I am happy to laugh at them.

                Now, having said that, Hail to the King, baby!!!

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                  How about we treat him like a king, even though you say that he’ll never be one? Say, Louis the XVI? I would be 100% okay with that. Indeed, perhaps we should treat all of the Republicans in congress like Louis XVI.

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      It’s because right wing trolling is a lot of telling people they shouldn’t exist for matters beyond their control and left wing trolling is laughing about how dumb and absurd that mindset is.

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        So trolling is ok if it’s left wing people doing it, right? That’s the rule you’re going with?

        Hmmm, guess I’ll have to come up with an alt username, start trolling conservatives so you all like me and I can get those sweet sweet upvotes. Then I’ll slowly start sliding in some liberal trolling. Just slow enough you don’t quite get it.

        Then others will jump on board, then I keep doing that until I’m fully trolling Lemmy Libs and you all will have no idea.

        Wouldn’t be crazy if there were already a bunch of us conservatives working together and spreading out to do just that? Wouldn’t that be just the craziest thing?

        Wouldn’t it be crazy if this has been talked about in conservative groups; things like making a concentrated effort to have a bigger presence on Lemmy?

        Wouldn’t it be crazy if we talked about things like creating liberal-leaning profiles, becoming mods of different communites and maybe not deleting conservative opinions. Mixing things up a little so you don’t know which mods are conservative and which one’s werent?

        You know, just to even the bar a bit…

        Yeah, that’d be crazy. Hmmmm…

        Lemmy is awesome!

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            I’m not mad at all. I’ve been celebrating and laughing since election day. Fucking having the time of my life.

            How you doin?

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              Gotta love hitler salutes and a corporate government with a board of directors to maximize profit for the dragons that love to share the wealth they hoard, right?

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                  Funny your only point is, “like your guy’s any better?”

                  My point is you made the worse choice and you’re celebrating the current events of genocide in Gaza and Hitler salutes. Stay depressed, cuck.

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                    Funny your only point is, “like your guy’s any better?”

                    Sounds like a page for the Democrat’s playbook. How’d that work out for you guys?

                    Stay depressed, cuck.

                    I’m not depressed at all. I’m having the greatest time of my life! :)

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                  Not really, no he didn’t. So let’s fast track it instead! When we’ve got two choices, and one doesn’t work, let’s choose the other option that makes up a minimum of 5 lies a day and doesn’t burn everything to the ground, but turns it all into a world where the tech companies finally make the laws directly with no lobbying middle ground at all!

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                  you’re such a clown to think a single person here gives a shit about Joe Brandon. conservatives are so simple minded, it’s really sad honestly. please stop posting online you’re lowering the IQ of others around you whenever you speak.

                  and for the record: FUCK JOE BIDEN!

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      What is this dipshit rambling? I got banned from r/conservative within two minutes of posting a Trump tweet that criticized his own actions as President.

      You wouldn’t look so stupid if conservative spaces actually allowed free speech, despite whining about it all the time.

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      Yeah, it’s generally fine to mock terrible people doing awful things. Like you.

      Not that you even care about the purported hypocrisy. You love hypocrisy, you swim in it. I hope you get everything you voted for and then wonder why your children won’t talk to you.

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        Yeah, it’s generally fine to mock terrible people doing awful things

        Good to know. Lots of libs are doing awful things. Now I have a plan. :)

        King Trump won. Accept it. Keep crying about it, but nothing ou can do about it.

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          US Constitution, Article I, Section IX, Clause XIII:

          No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

          Trump doubled-down on wiping his golf shoes with the Constitution with this clause specifically.

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            Everyone here likes Europe. And they got King things going on. I think it’s time for a change here, baby!! God Save the King!

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          I can take out every one of you fuckers i encounter in public. If you’re putting me in a camp I’m taking as many of you with me as I can.

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            What camps you talking about? I don’t see any news on camps. I don’t even know what you are talking about or referring to. Care to explain?

            Sounds like you are advocating violence and not being very civil.

            Also, I’m not afraid of you. At all.

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              That’s because you head is buried up an elderly mans asshole, you can’t see a thing.

              I know you aren’t afraid of me. I don’t care. I’m going to ensure people like you aren’t welcome in society. You should be afraid to go outside.

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                That’s because you head is buried up an elderly mans asshole, you can’t see a thing.

                Oh I can see everything up here. It’s amazing!

                I’m going to ensure people like you aren’t welcome in society.

                “People like” me? Wow, that sounds like a very very bigoted statement. You sound like a bigot. Ewww…

                You should be afraid to go outside.

                I’m not. I’m laughing at your keyboard warrioring skills right now. No one is afraid of you.

                Speaking of outside, you need to go out side and get off Lemmy. You are taking Lemmy way too seriously, man. You don’t sound healthy.

                Also, I’ve just reported your statements to the FBI hotline online. Sounds like they need to check up on you.

                You sound…angry.

                I hope you get the help you need.

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                  Oh, I’m sure all the people still left at the fbi are gonna get right on that.

                  I’m not angry, merely hateful. I hate you Nazi fucks. You’ll get everything you deserve.