• cygnus@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    This is perfect:

    He has the body of an 18-year-old and the face of someone who had spent millions attempting to look like an 18-year-old.

      • WiseThat@lemmy.ca
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        1 year ago

        Pretty much every bit of him looking better is just his skin looking healthier because he’s taking a fuckton of estrogen. Everything else is just nonsense.

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    1 year ago

    Someone THIS obsessed with death must have issues. I feel bad for the guy. He’s desperately grasping at straws, and his goal is impossible.

  • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    And nobody ever told this dude to shut the fuck up. Up there with the Renaissance in human achievement? The only Mr Johnson anyone will remember in one thousand years is their own/their partner’s phalice.

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    1 year ago

    Live double the time and hate every minute of it…

    Doesn’t really seem like a plus to me