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lobut@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster

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Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster

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lobut@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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    Before seeing this was the Onion, my enthusiasm at the headline diminished precipitously as I read each word past the first few.

    • lobut@lemmy.caOP
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      lol yeah I didn’t know what to do … it’s already in “The Onion” community, so I thought putting [The Onion] in brackets would be too much.

  • motor_spirit@lemmy.world
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    terribly unfortunate headline for this particular community

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, had me in the first half.

  • Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world
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    Probably at Vance’s house. Inanimate objects just so sexy there.

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    Don’t. Don’t give me hope.

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