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minus-squarePrandom_returns@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·15 hours agoI cannot wait for the old fart to fart his last fart.
minus-squareouch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·15 hours agoFun fact, gut bacteria continue living for a while after the host is dead. So the last fart will be posthumous.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoDo you think they mourn our passing?
minus-squarePillBugTheGreat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·6 hours agoThey mourn by passing
minus-squareCleoTheWizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·7 hours agoThey mourn our passing with gas passing
minus-squareMonkeMischief@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours ago(mournful pffft squeaaaak noises)
I cannot wait for the old fart to fart his last fart.
Fun fact, gut bacteria continue living for a while after the host is dead. So the last fart will be posthumous.
Do you think they mourn our passing?
They mourn by passing
They mourn our passing with gas passing
(mournful pffft squeaaaak noises)