Alt: A photo with the text “Would you press this button?” And two images representing options: option 1 is “50% chance of becoming a billionaire” with an image of a shovel full of money, and the other “50% chance of becoming this” being an image of Astolfo, a character from Type-Moon’s “Fate” anime/manga/VN series noted for crossdressing as a cute girl, and is commonly identified as a LGBT icon.
I might actually press the button zero times. Genuinely. I am pretty well convinced by now that being a billionaire is a mental health disaster, and I’m cis.
But being thin again would be nice…