Kids can be maddening. Mine has reflexively started saying the opposite of what they mean when asked a yes or no question.

When he dies they’re just gonna make him into an LLM. He already ignores all previous instructions so he’s laid the groundwork

I don’t know half the people you mentioned

Not if they get me germs first

Ah damn it’s one of those single-use knives.

No matter how much I write, I usually forget to say anything about sport or anything particularly tribal in nature. They usually cotton on after some recent seismic televised event entirely fails to inspire a remark from me.

Better yet, I would like to see the idea of machismo itself get taken down a peg.

A violet wand is good fun for ElectroBoom-type kinksters

A little bit of Weegee Mangione

Get away from me, satan. No burger tastes as good as being able to see my own junk without a mirror

THE RING IS A GIFT TO THE FOES OF DETROIT. YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY.

I was in a taxi last week and the driver sped up at a crossing pedestrian. I wanted to throttle him.

Christine is a fantastical horror novel that depicts a car whose innate bloodlust is not hindered by the need of a driver.

Hell, I’m surprised we’re not talking about hating NEETs right now. Sitting at home jerking off ass hermits. Piss me off.

Cue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks

That would be a win. I think they’re currently angling for more nuclear energy. Because of course.

Even in the UK, it often feels like drivers are slightly bloodthirsty for bikers. I’ve largely just gone over to walking as it feels not worth the extra speed to paint a target on my back.

Oh interesting. So cops shouldn’t shoot at people in the course of ceasing criminal activity orrrr

This is a meme from 20 years in the future.

It’s from the Minge Dynasty