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Speedrunners go in at a slight angle so they can drift / mini-turbo their way through this section.

omg if you rearrange the letters it spells “BEWITCHERS” and “ML”. And we all know “ML” can only stand for one of two things:

• machine learning, as in the robots are taking over and ruining society, or
• :3 mlem :P

I tried muting the TV and just reading the captions for a little, and it made me a fair bit more confident in Biden. And he did have some good moments after I turned the sound back on. I’m just worried it won’t be enough. Maybe it’s the anxiety of realizing that we’ve actually reached election season.

I keep tuning in and out. I tune out when Trump speaks because everything he says is just such an affront to objective reality. But then I also tune out when Biden speaks because… He just comes off as so old it’s making me cringe. Like, this is the best we could come up with to combat a literal fucking fascist.

Then I wonder, what part of this am I listening to? The questions?

Five Nights at Freddy’s. So much wasted brainpower.

That’s why programmers have all those monitors. They’re each hooked up to a different computer.

I’d say this is more like how to email effectively. If you want to email like a boss, you need to master the subtle art of the one-word email.

Fail compilation 2024 (watch till the end 😂👌)

Type 🅱️ gang

Who knew e-scooters could be so hateful

doubters will waste time arguing about what kind of logical fallacy this is

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For more irony: they’re grooming kids to make them more accepting of exploitation.

I get you now. But I still feel like “car” is intended to be (or ought to be) narrowly defined as a 1000-lb metal box on wheels with an engine. I think referring to other vehicles as “cars” just muddles the discourse.

Then again, I’m conflicted. If I replace “car” with another word like “meat” or “milk”, I have a different reaction. If someone wrote an article about factory-farm chickens vs free-range chickens and said, “There really is no such thing as ‘good’ meat,” I’d definitely chime in with, “What about vegan meat?”

Maybe it’s because I perceive the gap between animal meat and vegan meat as narrower than the gap between 1000-lb metal boxes with engines and other types of vehicles. Like… if I have to pedal, it’s not a car.

Is the Flintstones car a “car”?

I’m not sure I follow.

Do those really count as cars in the usual sense of the term?

I think I’m one of the lucky ones with a natural aptitude for music, but I don’t quite take it seriously enough to really hone my skills and become an expert at it. Whenever I’ve tried, I’ve found it to be more stressful than it is fun. I’m not trying to make it a side hustle, so if it stops feeling fun, I back off of it.

I guess it also depends on the instrument a bit. I mostly play solo, and some instruments don’t seem to lend themselves well to that for me. Piano is my instrument of choice these days.

The food menu may be buried under several photos of the drink menu (or vice versa), but it’ll probably be there.