Double standards, yeah. I still wonder where the money’s coming from for this decision. They could put a tax on it and use that to fund greater tax cuts for the wealthy. It seems like it would be a slam dunk. I must be missing one or more other motives here.

It takes a crane for scritches, but it’s worth it just to see the butt wiggles. We did lose a couple of neighborhoods that way, though.

It really is the minimum standard for a civilization.

No, Muffin would never do that. It was Biscuit. She was a recue from Isla Nublar.

Maybe it’s like the pug of the dinosaur breeds? It’s deformed as a preference of the breeders.

Yes, officer, this post right here.

Yeah, this is the movie poster in which Fieri is played by Ron Perlman.

Subtext in a vintage ad? Next you’ll be telling me there’s sexism involved.

And we have built it with our hubris of culinary science.

It’ll get patched in the update.

Sorry if this spammed anyone. I kept getting an error, and then it looked like multiple copies were submitted. I believe I deleted them, but this is the right place to dump some hate if you feel it’s deserved.

Subscribe to Apple Care, and we’ll fix it.

Can’t have that kind of obscenity in our ads.

I’m more of a Sfeon person, myself.

Waires Four Tirivinlity!

Best I could do, unfortunately. It’ll come in handy when he takes over the FCC, though, and this kind of a post has somehow always been a crime since 1776.

No. No, they do not.

Can’t get no gator meat if the cookie monster gets you first.