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Itzz Me@midwest.socialM to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

This is real rule.

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This is real rule.

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Itzz Me@midwest.socialM to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.nowsci.com/post/7348275

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    Just don’t get any on you when watching Cars 2 in the movie theater.

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    … Would

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    I mean, beans on toast is good. What’s adding a little cheese going to hurt?

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      I’ll do you one better. Let me introduce you to Korea’s traditional entry to the “late night drinking and dining food Olympics”: Army Base Stew

      If baked beans works here, it will absolutely play on a pizza.

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        Please tell me the “red” is the “spicy” flavor that one would get w/spicy pork belly

        • Silverchase@sh.itjust.works
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          The red is from gochujang and kimchi

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    Ngl this sounds amazing

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    I’d send this to my mother, but I’m concerned she’d inadvertently put a hex on her phone cursing the picture.

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      Send her the actual pizza then.

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        I’d never be seen or heard from again.

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          Do it.

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            Vaffanculo

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              I shove many things up my ass, did you have any specific suggestions?

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                Whatever floats your boat. You do you.

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    Beanzza

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    My Italian boyfriend does not approve. Heading to the shop to buy immediately.

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    As if we needed more proof that the british are a fallen civilization.

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    I’ve tried it, tastes like beans with bread.

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    I would try this once in my life and then never again.

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    Instructions read: Remove from box, plastic, place in direct sunlight for 20 min, drink several pints while waiting, eat.

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