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tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Ideas for programming rizz?

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Ideas for programming rizz?

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tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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    Debian too!

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      Deb & Ian

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        deleted by creator

        • Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works
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          Not a happy ending. Better than reiserfs, though.

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            What’s the story behind Reiserfs?

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              Guy murdered his wife and buried her near their home.

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                Goddamn, I didn’t see that coming

                (poor taste joke)

                I guess she won’t be reising from the dead

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                But, has had support for his creation purged from the kernel.

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        Deborah*

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          “Debra”

          Deb is short for both spellings.

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      and MySql, believe it or not

      (well, it’s his daughter, not s.o., but still a loved one)

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        Sorry. English is not my first lang. Is there a name that sounds like mysql?

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          At first I thought it was simply a play on the pronunciation, as in “MySQL” (my sequel) would be “my child”, but… nope “My” is literally his daughter’s name

          source

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            And we can’t forget MariaDB

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              There’s also a MaxDB named after his son, guy’s a genius.

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          Flysequel

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