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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

Sitting and shitting on my high horse

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Sitting and shitting on my high horse

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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  • Xerenogan@lemmy.sdf.org
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    10 months ago

    The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.

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      Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.

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        Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.

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          Look at this guy. He doesn’t know about the 3 seashells!!!

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      I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant’s job.

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      Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club

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        Nah just get the horse to hand it to you

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          I sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she’s not talking to me

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      Onward to the paper, my noble steed!

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      that’s what squires are for.

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      That’s why you bring your sword with you.

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