Honestly if any site demands my phone number it can get fucked.

Cookie monster beast got me howling

This is the fucking insanity. I know people burying silver in their yard “for the day”

NO ONE IS GONNA GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SILVER COME THE COLLAPSE. The only thing that would be useful for is a werewolf apocalypse.

Oh you got a bunker to hide out in? For what? What’s the next step? Until rescue? Until things “get better”? There will be no rescue and no recovery you will ever see. you will die in there like the trapped rat you are.

dance monkey, dance!

I propose a new division: tradies and everyone else.

He twisted and parroted the words of someone else. Fucker’s absolutely incapable of original thought or actual creation

Well it was a great way to put yourself on my shitlist.

Well that, and immediately having wesfarmers trying to buy you out. Cf: catch

dat feel when you’re batch scripting, have brainfarted on a not quite basic syntax thing but can’t look up how to the fuggen thing because search engines are now goddamn agents of satan.

i feel like I’m living ELV

nah that’s all standard connectivity.

What was insane was watching a friend with a busted touch screen on his phone attach a fucking computer mouse via a USB to micro USB adapter cable in the charging port and use it like that for a couple months

pounds desk RAIN. RAIN. RAIN. RAIN

PII-200 running dos 6.2.2 and win 311 with a working 3.5 and 5.25 drives for retro gaming here :)

fuck all network capability tho, so I keep my USB floppy handler for anything I snaffle from the net

what os on the non-ancient laptop? I’m guessing some proprietary wlan handler that windows is having a bargy with

No fuckin’ way i’m spanking that. Shit splatters

He looks like he’s wearing eyebrow wigs

Nasty pasty, pudding and pie

Saturn is cronus

Fun fact: we don’t know that painting was actually depicting “saturn devouring his son” it was found painted on a basement wall when Goya passed and they named it that and just really really hoped it wasn’t a pickman’s model situation