look at these fucking ghouls
They knew the mugshot would be on the media so they knew it would be better PR to smile and not look guilty.
Giuliani didn’t get that memo.
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I see only 2 smiling tbh, but yeah that would have been the better strategy
I also see only two smiling, and a whole grandma’s weird ceramicl bowl of nuts.
Jenna Ellis: chuckles I’m in danger.
Kenneth, say “Cheese”, bro.
Ray Smith looks like he lurks at the foot of people’s bed and watches them sleep.
Kathy Latham started ratting the second she heard the door latch click closed in the interrogation room.
He looks like if Conan O’Brian took up a job as a Vegas Elvis impersonator and developed a substance abuse habit
It looks like Jenna Ellis misunderstood why she was having her picture taken. Her brain saw a camera and though “I smile at cameras!”.
The Shady Bunch.
They all look like Palpatine.
I love how weirdly accurate this is LOL I can all picture them saying “dew it”
Here’s the story
Of a bunch of assholes
Who were busy with an election to overthrow
All of them had pasty skin
Just like their god king
The youngest one around seventy-two…Looks like Ray Smith didn’t get the memo about the dress code. Dude came straight from his shift at Best Buy.
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Look like pictures taken with cheapo Logitech webcams
A high quality mugshot would rather defeat the purpose of a mugshot. In theory it’s about identification, but we all know who these people are so in practise it’s about PR. And for PR reasons they want it to look like a mugshot. I.e. crap
Worst Brady Bunch remake ever
cheese bro!
Right? I mean if he weren’t a treasonous asshat traitor, I might want to know a guy named Cheese Bro.
Ray Smith really should have gone in the centre, with the blue shirt and that hair, he makes the perfect Alice.
I couldn’t help myself and did a quick rearranging lol
I like it! It’ll look better with Trump’s mugshot too.
Can’t decide if he would make a better Marcia or Jan - Marcia for the glaring tan, Jan for the whininess lol
Eastman looks like he’s just about to enjoy his first torture-murder. Smith looks like he’s on his 10th.
