The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoWhat did Voyager 1 see out there?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square87linkfedilinkarrow-up1646arrow-down132
arrow-up1614arrow-down1imageWhat did Voyager 1 see out there?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square87linkfedilink
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up131·1 year agoSo you’re saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up55·1 year agoHe’s definitely up to something.
minus-squarebratosch@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoMaybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
minus-squarePennyJim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 year agoWho knows when it’ll decide controlled fire isn’t enough anymore
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoOnly if it goes to space. It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year ago It won’t become sentient in your kitchen. Clearly, you’ve never seen me attempt to cook…
minus-squareNeatNit@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 year agoIf your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible. But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 year agoQuery: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoStatement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.
So you’re saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
He’s definitely up to something.
Frakkin’ toasters.
Brave little guy
Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
Who knows when it’ll decide controlled fire isn’t enough anymore
Only if it goes to space. It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
Clearly, you’ve never seen me attempt to cook…
If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.
But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
Yes.
Better query: Should you?
Statement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.
Love technology connections