I didnt win that 1.55 billion dollar lottery which is a shame because I already came up with several good methods to spend it all!

Got a chestburster alien entity that needs to come out and say hello.

I think I’m the only guy in the world who takes meditation seriously.

Ignoring online idiots wording poor arguments feels hard today and I keep getting lost in thoughts of witty replies. At least I’m keeping myself from replying, which I know wouldn’t lead to any productive conversation.

I’d like to keep everything inside my chest that’s necessary.