When you deal in caricatures you become a caricature. Keep that in mind.

You appear to be irony proof. You have a lot in common with your average conservative in this way. You guys should hang out.

The Left, in unison : we are all free-thinking individuals!

Not like the Right at all.

The Left : The Right is to blame.

The Right : The Left is to blame.

The Plutocrats : Yessss, squabble my pawns, squabble.

Yes, the Right is a monoculture. When you get the tshirt you trade in your brain too. So unlike the Left in this way. Your outrage is entirely justified and you have no choice but to persecute them all. Good job.

2 ways to be right. Solve the mystery. Ignore the mystery.

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A fist emerging from a rectum.

Well I suppose that kind of speech has its attraction in a nihilistic kind of way.

Via a difficult method you observe something strange.

For conversation’s sake you call what you observed, “gob”.

Overhearing the conversation, people, who never practiced the method (because it is difficult), discuss “gob”.

In time the method is forgotten. But the discussion continues.

That baseless, insubstantial discussion.

The universe is just an emergent artifact of language.

Caterpillar : hanging from a branch and wrapping yourself in silk delivers a righteous buzz.

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I have an epistemology joke but it’s just common knowledge.

I have an empiricism joke but it makes no reference to observed reality.

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So what if you could see “god”?

Maybe it takes a special technique. Maybe it’s difficult. Like “first you need to build a particle accelerator” to see antielectrons.

And what is “worship” anyway?

Delivery of a ton of gravel costs more than the actual gravel.