with blackjack and hookers
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
My manwich!
Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson’s Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
What do I look like, guy who’s not lazy?
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That’s it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
Shut up baby, I know it!
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity.
Interesting… oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
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Valentine’s Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
“first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion.”
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
“My kajigger!”
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
“Shut up, baby, I know it”
“Good news, everyone!”
“My manwich!”
