I was at a classmate’s apartment and her very drunk stepdad came over. My classmate was getting ready to go out and I was just chilling on the couch and the stepdad sat next to me, trying to hold a conversation. He put his legs on my lap, trapping me in the corner of the couch. I don’t remember what he was saying, but at one point he sits up, grabs my head with both hands and licks my face from my chin to my forehead. When I told about it to a trusted adult later that day, they just laughed with me about it. Years later I really wish they wouldn’t have…

It was a St. Patrick’s day years ago in a village part of the city. I was walking on the sidewalk when a motorcycle comes blaring past me, it was the driver and a passenger.

The guy pops a wheelie and goes right into a metal wire (for the holiday stuff) that was hard to see.

I watched him get decapitated and the girl fall backwards on her head. She didn’t make it.

Don’t drive drunk and don’t be stupid.